i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize