He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We have started to decorate penises.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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