I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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