Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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