who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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