i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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