she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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