Have you finally orgasmed yet?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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