how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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