Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
im on a boat
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