Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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