Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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