He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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