god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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