I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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