What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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