ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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