i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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