I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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