I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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