i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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