White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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