she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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