she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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