Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Four minutes until I can fart!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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