I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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