Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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