she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You're like the curious george of whores
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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