just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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