is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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