Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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