He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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