i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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