So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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