I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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