DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I need a beard to bite.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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