plz talk dirty to me
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
