And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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