love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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