so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I can tuck mytits in my pants
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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