I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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