Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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