I wish I could teleport
True but thats because hes a fetus.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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