Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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