either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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