Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Randomize
