i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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