Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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