Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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