BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I want to be your penis for a week.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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