I forgot how hot balto sounded
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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