I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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