would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
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