ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
All the doctor said was why
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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