Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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