I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The power of my boobs compel you
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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